1) Run 2.5 mile while listening to Azealia Banks on repeat
2) Bike to grocery store
3) Buy things that are not cheese or beer*
4) Read things that are not the Internets**
5) Eat things that are not cheese or beer*
6) Sleep 8 hours
*Those persons who refuse to wear anything but leggings b/c their jeans are creating a “muffin top” are not allowed these items.
**We are on an internet diet as well.